“I’ve been looking forward to Freshers’ Week since I got accepted to uni, and now that it’s here I can’t … More
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Would Like to Meet… – fulfillment, fondness, and a final farewell
“But what if you get a boyfriend?” That was the initial reaction I had to approaching the idea of a … More
Would Like to Meet – Dear You: the dates, the dizziness and the ultimate disappointment.
Dear you, This is what you didn’t want. You approached it jokily with some nervous laughter, and just enough of … More
Would Like to Meet – The Actual Tinder Date: the sorbet, the sulking grown man and the subsequent “see ya never”
Picture the scene; he and I wear the same shy smiles. We exchange fleeting, nervous glances now and then, before … More
Would Like to Meet – The Question of Tinder: the selfie selection, the swipe situation and the simply absurd
“Looking for a girl with low standards and no gag reflex!” Those honeyed words on a profile were my introduction … More
This Much I Know… – Page 3 Vs Breast Cancer
I’m writing this on what I presume to be the eve of The Sun’s second round of ‘Check ‘em Tuesday’ … More
5 Game Characters Who Should Be Rector
Sick of being accosted by Rector Campaigners on Library Hill? Me too. A campaigner almost punched me in the face … More
Big Fat Urban Myths
I fucking love an urban myth. They’re great conversation starters, ice breakers and friendship cementers. We’ve all heard them, usually … More
How To Create a Hunger Games Video Game
[Warning: Possible Spoilers Ahead] It seems only inevitable that a Hunger Games Video Game is going to come out sooner … More
Noobus Humanus: Next-Gen Edition
Last year I brought my girlfriend away from rare playthroughs of The Sims and tried to get her as grossly … More
