Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me the most wicked X-Factor judge of them all…

For decades, the villainous crown of the X-Factor sat firmly on the jagged peak of Simon Cowell’s monstrous quiff. The … More

Cutting my (own) hair

I started cutting my own hair because I did not want to book appointments anymore. That is genuinely it. I … More

Sweating in Gilmorehill as a Film and TV student at the University of Glasgow is a common occurrence. The cinema’s … More

They say January is the worst month of the year. The short, cold days, hemmed in by seemingly unending nights. … More

I don’t remember being so peculiar. Perhaps this is because I have always remembered myself as incredibly sophisticated and unbelievably … More